chibi akbar

 why is it that when i'm attracted to a girl, i all of a sudden don't know what to do with my arms? i was just using them! and now i don't know where they go??

i mean, do i cross them in front of me? or do i just let them hang at my side? or do i lay them in my lap?

and what do i do with my legs?!?! do i cross them? like at the knees? or the ankles? or maybe i should just stand?

and where am i supposed to be looking? i shouldn't be staring should i? and just what constitutes staring? how many seconds before it's weird?

oh! i know! i'll just stand here looking at the ground with my ankles crossed and my arms dangling like noodles at my side.

damn. i'm hot.